her vagine was all disorganized.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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