You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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