The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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