WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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