I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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