her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i think i just lost a toe
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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