This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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