But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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