I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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