I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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