yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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