ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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