is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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