I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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