After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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