If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I would fuck him just for his dog
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