Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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