so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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