dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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