she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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