I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I love you.
Bad choice
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