so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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