Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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