She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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