It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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