And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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