i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She's like a pop up book from hell.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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