i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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