Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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