You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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