Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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