things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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