hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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