You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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