Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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