People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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