just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jerry, you need to find god
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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