: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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