About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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