the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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