I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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