Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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