But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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