Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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