Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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