Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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