yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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