just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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