My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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