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say what?
wanna hang out?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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